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Hey, look.

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Look at all of this great movie
memorabilia stuff I picked up for you.

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all the posters in here.

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Lobby card, velvet rope.

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Oh, that's very thoughtful of you, Dan.
I don't know what to say. Say a hundred

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bucks and it's yours.

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Come on, you expect me to fork over?

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Look at this.

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This is an authentic old candy counter
hat from the Velasco.

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Hey, I was an usher at the Velasco when
I was a teenager.

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What a swell place.

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Crystal chandeliers, old statues, and
urinals so big you couldn't hit the top

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you stood back.

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I think we get the picture.

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You know, back in the 20s, if Alaska was
a vaudeville house, had every kind of

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actor. They had jugglers, magicians,
even had a horse on a high wire.

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Hope his trainer carried an umbrella.

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So why are they selling all this stuff?
Are they remodeling? Even better,

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they're tearing it down this week.

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Tearing it down?

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That's terrible.

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Yeah, whoever thought of that must be a
real moron.

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You've been pretty snooty since you
started walking upright, haven't you?

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It's being done by Fletco Developers, in
which I am a proud investor.

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Fletco, you've thrown in with those
lowlifes who take landmarks and parks

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turn them into one -hour photo donut
video malls?

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Come on, they're going to tear the
theater down anyway.

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And this way I'm doing my part to save a
few of these little mementos for

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posterity. Hey, boss!

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Here's the rest of the stuff you bought
from the Velasco.

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I've been looking for a nightlight for
my bedroom.

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No, no, you listen. You tell those jerks
that it's a grand old theater, and they

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shouldn't tear it down.

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Oh, yeah? Well, I almost hung up on you
first.

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Hey, H, you wanted to see me?

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Yeah, Dan.

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I wanted to tell you that I'm going to
meet with the Velasco Preservation

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Society today, and we're going to stop
you and those greedy developers.

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Oh, come on, Harry. Read a newspaper.
Even Gorbachev says it's okay to make a

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little profit.

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That's not the point. We can't keep
tearing things down just because they're

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old. What are you going to do next? Are
you going to bulldoze Walter Cronkite?

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Your Honor, the Theater Preservation
Society is here. Great, Bull. Show them

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Could any of you boys tell me where I
could find Judge Larry Soames?

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Oh, you must mean me. I'm Judge Harry
Stone, and you are? Looking for Larry

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Soames.

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Okay, I'm Larry Soames.

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Why the hell didn't you say so?

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I'm Pop Sturkin.

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Did I mention that yet?

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You may need a translator. You want me
to see if anybody in the building speaks

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old geezer?

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Wait a minute, are you the...

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Durkin of Durkin and Flop? Don't mention
him. I carried that no talent for 30

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years. This guy is a comedy legend. You
played the Velasco, didn't you? You

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betcha, son. It's all right here. Every
act that ever played there. Now, that's

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me, the harmonica gauchos.

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O 'Leary's raccoons?

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At the time, the only skating raccoons
in North America.

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And vaudeville died?

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Uh, sir, here are those files you wanted
to look over. Yeah, in a minute, Mac.

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We're coming up with a plan to save the
old Velasco. Oh, yeah? Now, in the 60s,

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we had live music, wild bebop groups.

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There's, uh, the Temptations, the Four
Tops, the Starlights.

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The Starlights?

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Boy, I remember the first time I danced
to their music.

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It was great until Mom turned her ankle.

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I've got nothing better to do, but I'm
going to go do it anyway.

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Now, in the 30s, we had strippers at the
Velasco.

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Tina and her doves.

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Boys, it's a magical sight to see five
doves remove a brassiere.

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Well, that bird in the front sure looks
happy.

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Wow, Tina looks pretty.

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Think she's still around today?

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Yeah, probably sweeping the floor with
her tassels.

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Oh, no, no. I frequently shut down my
heart for maintenance.

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So what you doing? Huh?

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Uh, nothing.

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Nothing. Oh, I was just counting these
chairs.

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Of course.

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There's always been four. Well, that
checks with my figures.

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What's this?

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Huh?

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Oh, really?

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Oh, yeah. You know, I used to know all
their names. Let's see. That one's

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and that one's Sonny, and... Who is...
Gosh, he looks familiar. Who is that? I

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forget. What?

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That... It's you!

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What? That looks nothing like me.

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Mac, I'm talking about him.

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Oh, well, that's me, sure.

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Oh, Christine, it was a long time ago
before they became famous. We all grew

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in the same neighborhood.

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Well, Matt, this is fascinating. Don't
you miss it?

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Well, I suppose.

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But look, we went our separate ways.

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It's all water under the bridge to me.

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Yeah, I guess we all have our painful
tales of roads not taken.

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I once foolishly passed up the chance to
be Buffalo's darch queen.

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Don't look back, Christine.

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We all get angry, Mr. Timmons, but that
does not give you the right to venture

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frustrations on a customer in your
barber shop.

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$100 fine and time, sir.

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Here's the list of the old performers I
contacted, sir.

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The Tapping Tortonis, Roy the Human
Vacuum Cleaner.

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Roy, now there was a trooper in his
prime. He could do five shows a day in

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area rug during lunch.

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What happened to Tina and her dubs? Oh,
I'm sorry, sir. She's a no -show. She

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said the only things that bump and grind
anymore are her knee joints.

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Well, even without Tina, we're going to
have one heck of a press conference.

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Who's having a press conference? We are.
We're going to stop Dan and those

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parasites from tearing down the Velasco.

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So you're determined to stand in the way
of progress, huh?

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Dan, I wouldn't call an all -night T
-shirt shop a giant leap for mankind.

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All night?

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Harry, no, your problem is you can't let
go of the past. What are you talking

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about? I'm a 90s kind of guy.

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1890s, maybe.

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Yeah, and you're the guy who wants to
tear down a Renaissance cathedral to put

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up a donut shop.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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Yogurt, that's where the money is.

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Another big hand for that great old
vaudeville performer, Fiery...

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Wasn't that great, Ross?

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Yeah. Who'd have thought denture cream
was flammable?

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And now, another performer who is a part
of the heritage of this grand old

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theater, performing his classic sketch,
the bellboy and the desk clerk. Please

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welcome...

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You bet she does.

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She's in town for the pottery
convention.

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Would you mind grabbing her jugs?

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Can you believe I get paid for this job?

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How's that?

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Can you believe I get paid for this job?

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Who?

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What's your next line?

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If it's my line, why are you saying it?

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We'll have this conversation later.

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Oh, forget it. I hate working with
amateurs.

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Pops, wait.

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Get out of the business, Soames. Your
box office poison.

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Comedy great Pops Durkin, ladies and
gentlemen.

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Let's get out of here, guys. This is
going nowhere.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, everybody.

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I have a big surprise for you.

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I'm sorry, sir. I took this upon myself,
but...

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Frankly, you were dying here.

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He's the one who forgot his line.

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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the
world -famous Starlight!

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can sing the tunes themselves.

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You got a problem, Mac? I didn't have a
problem until you showed up here. In

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your face, man. In your face.

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At that point, the press conference

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deteriorated into a shouting match.

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I've never been so humiliated in my
entire life.

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How about that time you spoke to the
League of Women Voters and your fly was

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open?

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But you know, the worst part is that
Velasco is still going to be destroyed.

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And in a late -breaking development,
moments before the wrecking ball was to

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begin demolition of the theater, a New
York man has chained himself to the

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and has refused to move.

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beginning to call Baldy the bailiff.

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Mr. Shannon, how long do you think you
can hold out?

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With a border party?

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Indefinitely.

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And without one?

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Maybe a week.

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I think America needed to know that.

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With me now is Fletco President Mr.
Lawrence Farrington, who has set the

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deadline of midnight to begin wrecking
around Mr. Shannon.

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You know, On the Spanish channel,
they're calling him El Estupido Grande.

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Well, I hope you're happy, Dan. You and
your money -grubbing friends are about

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to pulverize bull. Well, wait a minute.
I don't make decisions for this company.

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I'm an average stockholder. I send in my
proxies to elect a board hoping they'll

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make me a reasonable profit.

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It's called Blind Faith and the Big
Greedy Guys.

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That's it.

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That's it. If we could talk enough of
the stockholders into sending us their

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proxies, then we could force Farrington
to call off the demolition.

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That would be nice.

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It would also be nice if the meat in my
freezer turned into Eddie Murphy.

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No, this could work.

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We'll get Bull to make a plea on
television, then the stockholders don't

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us. You're putting a lot of faith in a
man whose lips move while he thinks.

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It'll work. I know it will.

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All the average Joes, the little guys,
Sam the druggist and Dave the butcher,

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joining together with their proxies to
stop the cold -hearted developers.

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You know, Harry, if you weren't born,

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Walt Disney would have had to draw you.

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Mac.

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Mac, I'm sorry my little surprise upset
you so much.

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I was just sure it was going to be like
one of those sweet, this is your life

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reunions. Oh, yeah?

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Well, why didn't you invite the sweet
girl who stood me up for the prom?

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Or the real sweet army recruiter who
talked me into being all I could be?

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Mac, I'm sensing there's some unfinished
business here. You're damn right there

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is. Just before they hit it big, the
starlights dumped me.

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Really? Yeah.

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Why? Well, I was a lot younger than the
guys.

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Everybody said I was...

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Better looking and more charming than
they were.

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I didn't say it. Everybody did.

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So you're saying they were jealous?

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Look, all I know is they go to work in
goal of May, and I'm wearing earmuffs on

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the subway.

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You know, Mac, I felt exactly the same
way when I was kicked off the pep squad.

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They cleaned out my locker. They took
away my pom -poms. Christine, I don't

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care.

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is I have been mad ever since.

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I don't listen to rhythm and blues and I
can't even watch those little dancing

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raisins.

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Jamie Sullivan, we don't have all night.

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Is Mac going to apologize or not?

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You told these guys I was going to
apologize to them? Well, Mac, I just

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maybe... They stabbed me in the back.
What?

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What's his problem?

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Well, I think Mac is feeling a little
rejected and maybe a little... Ticked

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These guys dropped me for no reason.

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What's he talking about? He quit.

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Mm -hmm. Yeah, that's right.

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So you quit. Quit how?

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I just took some time off to finish high
school. When I came back a year later,

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they acted like they never heard of me.

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Well, that wasn't very nice, guys. We
gave him tickets to our show. Mm -hmm.

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Yeah. That's right.

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You tell him I didn't want the damn
tickets.

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Well, apparently, Mac wasn't really
interested. Yeah, and tell him I wanted

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be back on the stage.

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From what I can gather from Mac... Tell
him I wanted to be back with the group.

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Mac.

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Tell him yourself.

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You never told us you wanted back in.

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Well, I thought you'd get the hit after
I showed up wearing a spangly tux.

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We thought you were just styling.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Yeah, well, I wasn't.

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Here you guys went on to become rich and
famous, and the biggest thrill I get is

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going a day without a paper cut.

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Well, Mac, it wasn't all glamour for us
either.

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It's tough on the road.

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Oh, yeah, I'm crying for you.

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I bet you guys rake it in. Yeah, and we
shovel it right back out. We got

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managers and road expenses.

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We don't do it to get rich.

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We do it because we love it. And if you
loved it, you'd have kept singing with

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or without us. Mm -hmm. Yeah, and that's
right.

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Yeah, maybe you're right.

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I made my choice a long time ago.

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Look, will you guys forgive me for being
such a fool?

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I think so.

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Great. Hey, look, why don't we go get
something to eat? You bet.

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All right.

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It is your turn to pay.

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The hell it is. I paid the last time.

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But that was 20 years ago.

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Oh, man, I'm not paying.

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Well,

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thank you very much for your proxies.

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What's that?

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No, no one has ever told me that I sound
like a young Cesar Romero.

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You got two hours left. What do you
scrape together so far?

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633 proxies and a hide -a -bed if we
pick up.

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Harry, to get a voting majority, you
need 20 ,000 proxies.

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20 ,000?

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600 won't even save the handle on the
ladies' room door, which, by the way, I

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bought.

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It's hopeless.

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We tried our best, but we lost.

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Not entirely.

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I've been looking for a hide -a -bed.

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Guess I ought to go tell Bullitt it's
time to throw in the towel.

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Harry, listen, it was a noble effort.

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And I decided that if it had made a
difference in turning the tide, I was

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prepared to give you my entire
portfolio.

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That's very generous, Dan. How many
proxies do you have?

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Way over.

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Four.

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Five.

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That's not the point. Your determination
has made me respect your viewpoint. As

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a matter of fact, now I'm sorry to see
that the Velasco's falling.

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Ready to go, boss.

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Great idea of yours, burrowing through
the rubble to get more collectibles.

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Phil, do you remember that little talk
we had about discretion?

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I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut your
pay in half.

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Gee, it was a foot long, too.

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And so here he stays, this... Jumbo,
gentle, genial giant.

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Challenging the corporate world, singing
his heartfelt songs of protest.

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John Jacob, that's my name too.

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Hold on. So, haven't you got somebody
else to annoy?

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I'm asking you one last time to
reconsider.

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This isn't just bricks and mortar that
you're knocking down here.

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People laughed in there. They cried in
there.

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Babies were born in the balcony.

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A lot of them were conceived up there,
too.

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Come on.

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What do you say?

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I say, when the mall opens, yogurt's on
me.

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Okay, Vito!

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Let's get that wrecking ball swinging!

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00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:08,310
You there!

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My bridge group and I have been watching
this, and we hate to see you wreck this

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place. I don't have time for this, lady.
Hey, let her talk.

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As a young girl, I met a very special
young man here during a movie.

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We talked, we laughed, we shared our
popcorn.

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And I'll bet you and that young man fell
in love, got married, and you stayed by

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his side till his dying day.

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Nah, he just wanted a cheap feel.

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one of the best times I've ever had.

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Brings a tear to my eye.

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00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:57,040
Anyway, my bridge group and I have a few
proxies we'd like to give you, Judge.

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00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,640
Very touching.

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00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,680
Wait, how many proxies can a bunch of
old card -playing biddies have, huh?

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19 ,360.

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00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,100
What? From a bridge club?

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We don't play bridge, Buster.

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00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:12,460
We build them.

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With what we've already got, we're only
seven proxies short.

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The operative word is short, Stone.

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Dan, you promised us you're five.

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Well, yeah, I mean, if it'd have put you
over the top. Dan, you were so close.

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Damn.

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Okay.

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I guess I could give you my two proxies.

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00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,700
Your two proxies? What the hell are you
talking about, you flea farm?

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00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,020
I bought these shares for a rainy day.

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You know, in case I was ever a little
down on my luck.

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Thank you, Phil.

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00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:56,520
Dan, I guess your five are going to make
the difference after all.

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00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:58,640
Oh, well, I changed my mind.

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Dan, you promised.

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00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,160
Did I make eye contact?

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00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:06,900
Yes, you did.

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All right, all right, all right, here.

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00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,720
Mr. Farrington?

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00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:16,940
Yogurt this.

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00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:21,480
People like you take the fun out of
demolition.

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Shut it down, Vito.

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Yes!

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Bull, you big lovable lug, you did it!

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00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:33,440
Oh, it wasn't only me, Your Honor. Oh,
don't you be modest, big guy. Thanks to

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you, another generation of popcorn rats
is gonna be able to love this majestic

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old theater.

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00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:42,940
Majestic? That's right.

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I was an usher at the Majestic.

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I've never been to the Velasco in my
life.

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00:21:53,910 --> 00:21:54,910
What are you doing, Ross?

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00:21:57,510 --> 00:21:59,530
Yeah, well, there she is.

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00:22:00,830 --> 00:22:02,770
There's some good memories here, huh?

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00:22:03,810 --> 00:22:06,450
Five of us really brought down the
house.

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00:22:06,650 --> 00:22:09,890
Yeah, and as I recall, you brought down
some jealous husbands, too. Yeah.

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00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:17,040
What did we say we sang one together?
Just for old times' sake. Oh, no, no,

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00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,780
My voice is way out of shape.

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00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:20,360
But that never stopped you before.

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00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,640
Well, now, that's true.

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00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,220
All right.

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00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:27,120
In the street.

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00:23:12,010 --> 00:23:13,010
Thanks, man.